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What was I thinking?
I visited websites with advice and rules from agents
on writing this difficult life-changing little letter. Seriously, I got dizzy.
I suddenly realized that I didn’t know anything. Worse, a year ago I attended a
workshop on writing queries, and I still don’t feel any smarter (and yet it was
an excellent investment and excellent class.).
Where to send that chunk of me that is my novel. Hmmm.
With short stories, I start by researching the publishers.
1. Read their guidelines.
2. Look at titles they’ve published.
3. Get to know their tastes and something about
their dislikes.
Some helpful websites are pretty blunt on what
agents or publishers like and don’t like, not only mentioning genres, but also
writing styles. That’s very helpful. But not all of them say what they want to see in a query other
than the basics––the word count, something about the plot and characters, and a
line or two about you.
Ok, so now you know everything about writing a query
for your novel, right? Wrong.
Different agents offer different rules on querying
your novel, such as ALWAYS put the word count in your opening paragraph, along
with your title. And ALWAYS put your word count in your closing paragraph,
along with your request for them to review your manuscript.
So are you clear on what to do now?
Me neither.
Often, their guidelines will specify a one or two-page
query. If not, you can bet whoever’s going to read your query has a whole slew
of them to breeze through, and they’ll roll their eyes if they see a lot of
dense writing on two or three pages.
But if they see a nice compact little query that won’t
take but a minute to read, they might give you that minute. Make it count.
Naturally, the best way to make yours count is to first study some exceptional
queries. Yes, back to that again. Search the web and find all kinds of
contradicting advice, and then take some aspirin.
A strong hook in the first line is a given. Who
would read line two if line one practically put the reader to sleep? But then
what?
Then take your 60,000 to 90,000-word novel and sum
it up in about 150-200 words.
“Say what?” you ask.
Yeah. Talk about learning to tighten your narrative.
Maybe we should all practice writing query letters to learn about writing
tight, then apply what we learn to our novels.
Those little 150 or so words in the middle paragraph
should sum up your novel’s plot. You can’t really afford more words if you want
to have room left for your bio, which should be very short. Still, you might
need 40 words for a bio.
Now you’ve got your intro (the opening hook), the
novel’s title and the word count, and a brief bio. So yes, keep that plot
summation short but full. Detailed and interesting. But keep it short. This
paragraph needs to sell your novel. But keep it short. This paragraph has to
pull a lot of weight. But keep it short.
In your bio, restrain from arrogance, no listing of
three pages of boring credits nobody is going to read. Mention only a few
things about you and or your published work. If you have some writing credits,
mention them. If you don’t, perhaps you belong to a critique group that you can
mention. Maybe you’ve participated in it for more than three months. Five years?
Good. Let the agent know. Or perhaps you are a member of specific writers’
organizations like SCBWI. Mention that. Also, list a few conferences you’ve attended.
Then there’s the little one or two-line paragraph
that says your novel is ready for their review, along with a request to send
them a copy. It goes something like this: Idiot
Learning to Write a Query Letter is complete at 50,000 words and ready for
your review. May I send you the manuscript? (Don’t include the word count if you’ve
stated it in your opening paragraph.)
This request is supposed to be your last paragraph,
though I’ve also read that your bio is the last paragraph. But to me it seems
disjointed to put this request for representation after your bio. It seems as though it should go in the last
paragraph of the part talking about your novel, not about you. So I’m not
exactly sure which goes in the “last” paragraph, the bio or the request. If any
of you find out, please drop me a line.
Maybe I misunderstood, and what they mean is the
last paragraph before the bio.
To help or confuse you further, I want to share some
specific do’s and don’ts I picked up through researching what agents want in a
query letter.
A. They all seem to agree that without a strong
opening hook, welcome to the slush pile.
B. One agent suggested you try opening with a question.
C. Absolutely never, ever open your query with a question.
(Another agent.)
D. In your plot summary section, only tell about the
plot. Do not talk about theme or what the character struggles over internally. Plot
only!
E. Along with mentioning your main plot points and
characters (and goals, obstacles and challenges all in those 150 words), tell
something about the overall theme of the novel. Give an idea of the character’s
inner self.
F. Some want the word count right in the opening
paragraph and some want it in the ending paragraph (So, is that with the bio?
I’m joking.).
G. Some mentioned to put the title in all caps, not in
italics. The reason for this was explained. Submissions are emailed, and
sometimes italics come through garbled in email (or something like that).
H. Also, consider the names of the main characters,
protagonist, antagonist and other main characters. Some agents want these names
in all caps in your query. Others will tell you they don’t want the characters
names in all caps, because it’s distracting to the eye. (Keep in mind, this
would be the case on a SHORT one-page query, because you would have the title
in all caps, and then anywhere from three to five names in all caps, all one or
two short little paragraphs. That’s a lot of caps.
So what’s the best advice I can give you––write a dozen
different query letters and hold a contest for agents to vote on the best one.
If only we could, right?
Here’s my real advice. If you are querying an agent,
do a lot of research. I repeat, a
lot. The agents you choose might have very specific details on their websites
as far as what they expect in a query. Opening with a question or not. All caps
on character names or not. Three paragraphs or four. Then be sure to research
each specific agent even more. Some might have a guest article on someone
else’s blog, and that article might give one detail that wasn’t mentioned on
the agent’s own page. It’s worth a shot. And then write that query specific to
that agent’s rules for queries, following all the sentences starting with NEVER
and ALWAYS.
Afterward, write a whole new query following
different rules to fit the next agent on your list.
Also, I haven’t found anyone who said don’t do this,
but I did see a few articles mention that it doesn’t hurt to have a sentence
that shows you did your research.
Mention something from one of their articles or their website that you enjoyed
or that you thought resonated with something in your novel. But be specific
about it. Don’t just say that I read your website, and I think my novel is a
good fit. What exactly did they say on the website that makes you think your
novel would be a good fit? That’s what you need to mention.
Keep in mind, I’m not insulting any agent for giving
any specific advice, even though it contradicts another agent’s advice. Each
agent is giving advice he or she wants followed in the queries to him or her, not everyone else. Why would they care what you send anyone
else? What I’m trying to show you is that you cannot take the advice from one
agent and apply it to queries to all of them.
Here are my absolutes for querying agents. You will
note that I never mentioned the obvious––NEVER send a query in a specific genre
to an agent who doesn’t represent that genre. Again, do your research.
That’s the only “NEVER” I’m going to give you. Well,
besides the other one––NEVER assume you can write one query and change the
agent’s name and address and be done.
ALWAYS open with a strong hook.
ALWAYS do your research. Yes, this is worth
repeating over and over and over again.
And that’s it. You are ready to write your twelve
different queries for twelve different agents, right?
Happy writing!
